Comment spam.
Ernie wrote about the hip lingo of comment spammers a few weeks ago, as part of his goal of reaching the lightning round of Comment Spam Bingo. (ha!) I thought he'd get a kick out of this particular bit of comment spam I deleted this morning:
Sorry that i am a bit of topic here. I am looking for technical writer who is compute savvy. I like how you put your words together. If you are interested could you email me your rates.
The link, of course, was to a site that was clearly not in need of a technical writer of any sort, unless those sorts of sites have a user guide. (And if they do? I do not want to know about it.)